if i give you money for your wedding can i have unlimited beard touches?
The unlimited beard touches packages start at $1,000, but you can pay what you want for a pack of 101 beard touches and for a limited time only, I will throw in 3 giant Julian bear hugs.
Hey Tumblr! In case you missed it, I proposed to my beautiful girlfriend of 6 years this last weekend. If you’re at all interested in helping us save up for the wedding next year, we made this GoFundMe page for that reason! Check out some of the cool incentives/rewards we have for different donation levels!
p.s. — I’m planning on livestreaming the wedding in the Fall (2015), so those of you that know us through the interwebs can also take part in the party! So keep an eye out for details on that next Summer! :)
No idea what’s going on with the whole Hobby Lobby thing, nor do I care in any capacity.
“I tell my students, ‘When you get these jobs that you have been so brilliantly trained for, just remember that your real job is that if you are free, you need to free somebody else. If you have some power, then your job is to empower somebody else. This is not just a grab-bag candy game.”